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January / February 2009 Royal Hideaway Review

As Yolie, our butler came to the back Patio to tell me that Coqui had arrived for our luggage the tears welled up in my eyes and started flowing as I tried to capture on video the sunrise that morning and the sound of the waves crashing against the cliff. I could not believe that my long anticipated holiday in my 'PARADISE' was over. I don't think I will ever be ready to leave there when ever I visit. That morning it seemed as if just yesterday Gabriel was giving a very short synopsis of the important facts in the Front Office, while some of us sipped on our crisp champagne that was offered on arrival. That day was the only blemish of what I considered a two-week return trip to our home away from home. Thanks to Transat Holidays, instead of being at the hotel at 11:00 a.m., we were there at approximately 11:20 p.m.. I think the hotel should get their own plane so that the Royal Treatment can start in Toronto Airport.

As we left with our room assignments you could not have scripted this any better, there waiting to shuttle guest to their rooms was our friend from last year Roberto, we hugged and kissed. Last year we vacationed at the resort with family and while there we met another couple who happen to live 25 minutes from us and have now become very dear friends, so the 6 of us had returned and Roberto knew us all and quickly we were shuttled off to our bungalows. As promised by Gabriel there was a plate of refreshments waiting in the room which was exactly what was needed at this time of night.

The next day was memorable, we walked through the grounds full of abundant greenery and beautiful flowering plants, meeting and greeting our old friends and making new friendships with the warm welcoming Cuban staff.

Most of our days were spent lying on the idyllic Megano Beach, enjoying the sun and walks on the beach. This year the sandbar was more prominent once the tide went out so we would walk through the crystal clear waters escorted by these beautiful fish to the sand bar. We would then rest in the warm waters, looking at the beautiful Star Fish, but not removing them from the water ashore as most people know they do not live for long then and will not be there in future for guests to enjoy. We would then head back to once again take up residence on our sunbeds. The new sunbeds are alot more comfortable than the plastic ones last year.

As we were staying in Bungalow 41, next to it we used the walkway to the Beach, and sat nearer to that end. Later on we were upgraded to the Royal Villa, from there we used the golf cart service and/or walked to Megano Beach. (Read about our review at Royal Villas here) There are more Palapas this year and we only had a problem in our last week with people reserving chairs. The new mini bar at this end of the beach is a welcomed addition and kudos to the person who had this brilliant idea and made it happen. We loved it. There was no waiting and Mario and Rogelio were fabulous bartenders. Yoel (Joe Pesci), Angel and the others are still there and as cute and attentive as ever but they are usually at the other end though they make lunch deliveries from the beach grill and have not lost the skill of finding you with your order on the beach. On the days that we had food from the grill we would divide and conquer. Two would order lunch from the Beach Grill, two would go to the Pool Bar order French fries to go and then we would get our drinks from Mario and Rogelio.

Snorkelling was new to me this year. my husband insisted that I try it again and I loved it. We snorkelled from the coral area of Megano Beach across Point Nautico out to the rocks over by the Gazebo where the marriages take place and had a fantastic time. We had brought some bread in a bag and the fish were everywhere when we fed them. We had an underwater camera so if the pictures come out well we will post them.

The last week we were there even though there is a rule about not reserving sunbeds and there's even a sign up at the bar, people still did. We were there at 8:30 a.m. and there were over 20 chairs reserved, two chairs were reserved under one of the prime Palapa's and the people did not come until 10:30 a.m. I think that these rules need to be enforced as it creates ill will between the guests. One lady at the beach had reserved 10 chairs and the people did not saunter down until an hour later. I know the hotel does the best they can but it really is unfair to those who are following the rules. I really think that when people do this they are putting the staff in a difficult position as all they want to do is please you and help you and I am sure they would prefer not to have to upset anyone. There are many sunbeds and no matter what time you get to the beach I am sure there will be one waiting for you.

Two friends that we met last year but spent more time with this year I must mention as we are still laughing at all the enjoyment they brought to our holiday are Yoniel and Yandi, the Beach Boys. What tireless workers. They are part of the entertainment team and start from early, they do yoga classes at the Spa and work till night. Most days they came and took the guys away for Volleyball which was a welcomed relief as my husband always has to be on the go, then in the afternoon they would play soccer. These two have a fantastic sense of humour and are now official members of our Cuban family. If you meet them ask them how much they lost to Espania when they played with the Canadian guys. It was so embarrassing I had to leave.

As usual most nights we all converged at the main lobby where we would go to end another wonderful day with a drink and the show. If you like Cappucino try it from the lobby bar with Kahlua, yum! The Singing, The Live Music and the Dance pieces were fabulous. This year there was dancing in the main lobby before the show some evenings, which was great fun as they got the guests involved and people mingling. As usual they had the orchestra one night, these people are so extremely talented. The last night we were there they had a live band in the disco and the dancers went down and danced with the guests. Now I have to share this because it really touched my heart, in all the years of traveling I have never been asked on stage or anything and though people do not believe it, I am extremely shy. We felt so at home at RHE that not only was I surprised when Yandi sought me out for a dance this night but that I felt comfortable enough to go and it was Magical. I want to thank him so much as this was the crowning jewel of my dreamlike vacation in Paradise.

Our last few days were cool as a cold front was creeping in further south from Canada, and when Gabriel, the Assistant Manager, asked our friend Sebastian how everything was and he said everything was perfect except for the weather, Gabriel responded, "I have our mechanics working on it." :-) We still enjoyed these days though as there was still sun, great food, lovely people and no snow. We only saw Agnes, the Manager, for a few days first week as she was going home to visit her family but she looked fantastic. In all my travels I have never met a management team that is so present and approachable, not hidden behind layers of doors. We also want to say what a amazing job that Lisardo and Oreste do, trying to make sure that everyone is happy with their rooms. I think that they all see this hotel as a reflection of themselves and try their best to make sure that everyone has a good time while on their shift.

A song that I love and associate with RHE is "A Pocket Full of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield, I hear it and I am back there again, the sun on my face and the sea salt in the air. In closing it took me a while to sit down and write this as I felt what more can I say that has not been said and then I wanted to write something profound, but that did not happen either. I decided I would just write from the heart. I really do love this place and I really have to say that though everything is luxurious it is the Cuban people that work here that make me call it my home away from home. I come home and think about them and wonder how they are doing. I told my mother that I think in my last life I was a Cuban as I feel a connection. All these people are as Special to me as they make me feel when I am there. Therefore as we always wanted to marry on the Beach this will be our Tenth Anniversary in August and we want to return at this time to renew our vows. This will be our 4th return trip to Santa Clara and we know it will be a scorcher but we want to experience a Cuban summer. Maybe we will see you there but for now as our Cuban friends taught us...

Hasta Pronto...See you soon.

Danielle & Rafal

 
 
 

TOP 5 THINGS WE LOVED
1. Drive through towns
2. The Causeway
3. The Lobby and its staircase
4. Efficient check-in
5. Golf Cart service

 
 


"If you are looking for a fast paced, party time vacation this is NOT the place. If you are looking for a Romantic, Relaxing, Recharge your soul vacation, with no timetable this is the place. It's perfect for a wedding and honeymoon, or simply renew vows.
Shhh! This place is a true hidden gem.
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"The next day was memorable, we walked through the grounds full of abundant greenery and beautiful flowering plants, meeting and greeting our old friends and making new friendships with the warm welcoming Cuban staff."

"I really do love this place and I really have to say that though everything is luxurious it is the Cuban people that work here that make me call it my home away from home."



 
 
     
 

*The Review expressed here are Danielle's and Rafal's assessment of Royal Hideaway Ensenachos.

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